"People assume that time is just a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear non-subjective point of view, it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff."

--Ten, Doctor Who

"I'm a consulting detective, the only one in the world. I invented the job."

--Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock

"Saving people, hunting things. The family business."

--Dean Winchester, Supernatural

" Kurt, there is a moment when you say to yourself, 'Oh, there you are. I've been looking for you forever.' Watching you do 'Blackbird' this week... that was the moment for me. About you. You moved me, Kurt, and this duet would just be an excuse to spend more time with you."

--Blaine Anderson, Glee

"Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it."

--Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter

"Phil? Uh, his first name is Agent."

--Tony Stark, The Avengers

"I'd give myself a ten... because I'm worth it."

--Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Musical