As I move on in life, some things need a revamp, including this page. No point in abandoning it as an active writer. I will be virtually unknown to this community once I remove the cringy beginnings of a young writer but it is a cost I'm willing to pay. Without further ado, introducing your host, Jay Space!

Jay stepped onto the stage to greet the numerous onlookers, the light shining brightly in their face. They squinted, holding onto the microphone stand. "Evening folks. Been awhile, hasn't it? Between you and me," they detached the microphone from the stand and leaned closer to the audience, raising their hand to the side of their mouth for their incoming quirky side comment, "I didn't even think I'd still be here. But, just like you, I am. It's like waking up with a hangover and being like 'Shit. I'm sober again.' Anyways, with all of the subtleties out of the way, welcome! My name is Jay Space, pronouns nonexistent and yet omniscient (they), and I just have one question for you all: how does it feel to be apart of history? Bold, I'm sure. But if you don't enjoy the content you find here... well that'll just be it for me, I'll blast myself into the galaxy. No, if you don't enjoy the content then have fun missing out. The rest of you... enjoy the show," their kind smile faded into a more devilish one as the spotlight slowly faded and the stage was nothing but black again.