Too old for Wattpad but not giving a crap. Yes, I'm way past high school and did many years in college. 

I'm married to an ex-rockstar fûckboy. He was a big deal at one point. Now he's just my best friend who records music from home. 

I like cats. Like a lot. I have many. Too many. They're like children for me. 

I am a cardiac care nurse with a whole lot of medical knowledge. 

How I speak over the computer is a million times different from how I speak in person; I'm not a huge huge dîck in person. 

I'm a suicide survivor and was a mental health counselor for years. But even I still have my days of struggling so it's okay to talk to me about it, I guarantee I can relate. 

I'm a very sexual being, and very open about it. I have no shame so if you're curious, just ask.