I'm a happy weirdo.

I write horror comedy and things that'll make you lay an egg because shrieking from fright and laughing like an unhinged loon both come from the same place.

I love the community that words and stories make. It blows my mind how a jumble of words, when stitched together in the right order can literally change everything.

My current project is about a 77.5 year-old grandmother with 1327 murders under her belt and she's  working on one more. Oh and there's a local Satan who works as a matron, a whole mess of killer human turkey hybrids, and a pub landlord called Clive.

It's called The Gobbling. And it's rolling out here on Wattpad, two chapters per week, every Wednesday and Sunday.

Peace and happy weirdness!

JD.