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Finally writing that fuckass fic

I really abandoned this account, huh? Well anyway, I'm finally writing that fic i've had in mind for about a year now. Very loosely based off Mudvayne lyrics... It's gonna be my best work yet if I do it right. Please, I am only XX amount of years old. Let me be edgy.

Oh man, it's been forever. My boyfriend and I's biggest fic yet, PDA : Perverts Dating Assholes is out. Go read if you like long slice-of-life stories surrounding two gay emo boys.

In every fanfic I write from now on if it ever has to mention Da Kurlzz, DA KURLZZ WILL ALWAYS be a SOAD fan. With that crazy ass hair, I can't imagine a world where his favourite song isn't Lost In Hollywood. If you try to convince me otherwise, I'll cry. Matty would name you the whole System Of A Down discography in ALPHABETICAL ORDER starting from Arto and ending with U-Fig. AND YOU KNOW HE WOULD! I'M TELLING MY FUTURE KIDS THAT DA KURLZZ WAS 2005 SERJ TANKIAN.

i think i fucking gave myself carpal tunnel from excessive writing

im cooking