Hello, humanoids. Who wants a hug?? (づ￣ ³￣)づ 
No? Okay, that's cool (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
Anyway, welcome to our super~special~secret~ Wattpad account!!! o(*≧□≦)o Just kidding it's a normal account. I am your /humble/ jengaassassin1 (call me Jen) (the one with the ideas) (don't tell my partner I said that, I'm too young to die).  jengaassassin2 will be speaking with us soon. (also don't listen to them when they say I'm short they're totally~~ lying)

Wondering about the username??? wELL, I'll tell ya. So, I have a little mini Jenga game on my desk and the freaking thing drives my OCD crazy because it's impossible??? to get??? the blocks??? aligned??? I've literally spent an hour trying to straighten them before, and I  ended up getting mad and knocking the tower over completely. SO. yeah.

Got anything to add, friend?

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no i dont so you can go kidnap your kids and watch your weird shows and ill be here reading gay fanfiction
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The lovely Mx. Satan, everyone! (nickname upon their request)
So, we'll be posting our first ever co-written book here soon! 
(ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
We've actually never written a story together, so wish us luck (it's already harder than we anticipated, but we'll keep truckin')
Ever wanna talk with us (it can be completely random if ya want) and we'd be SO up for that.
 ((((／￣∇￣)／＼(￣∇￣＼)))) 
That's all, folks! ~Jen
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youre such a goddamned nerd oh my god its actually kinda sad
and im not signing off