Hello my fellow witches and wizards and welcome to Hogwarts! (Yer a wizard, Harry!) Just kidding. Sorry...


Anyway, Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs are proud to present... Me! 5 times winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award! Order of Merlin, first class. 


Nah. I'm just kidding. Again. Get used to it. 


So, my name is Jenn, I'm perhaps the biggest Potterhead you'll ever meet. Proud to call myself a Muggle-born witch and a Gryffindor! Let me take you on an incredible journey to look past the mundane and see BEYOND!


Ok, I really need to stop doing this. Ill let you get to reading my books now. 
(TURN TO PAGE 394!!!!!)


Bye!