Jennifer

@CrystalTheMineral I was born in boring ol'Texas but I've lived in boring ol'Texas all my life lmao xD

@CrystalTheMineral amazeballs xD
          
          So where you from Crystal meth.?

@CrystalTheMineral idk she's mix with something but she's a lap dog, so she's small. Idk exactly what breed tho

@CrystalTheMineral so it's nearly midnight and I'm showering my dog xD #Swagggguuhhhh

@CrystalTheMineral ALL DAYY ERRYDAYYYY.!!!
          
          
          
          *grabs you by the collar and whispers menacingly* but pleaseeee no four direction.!

@CrystalTheMineral then we shall build a campfire and chant away until our excited hearts give in xD

@CrystalTheMineral and you *dramatic pause* mine
          He.he.ehe.ehe hHa 

@CrystalTheMineral good because I wasn't going to take no for an answer *laughs maniacally*

@CrystalTheMineral *looks off into the distance, then abruptly turns to you*
          
          *pause for dramatic effect*
          
          *looking deep in your eyes, and whispers*
          
          We can be suspicious together. . .
          
          Hahaa 

@CrystalTheMineral you know if this convo were really face-to-face people would think we're some suspicious f*cks with all this whispering hahahaaa