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@hyunjinned
          oi imaan. guess what. it’s ya BIRTHDAY innit bruv ‍♀️ 
          
          you’re eighteen. eighteen!!! that’s like… proper adult status. you can now:
          
          vote  (congrats on that one. use it wisely. or chaotically. your call.)
          
          get arrested (yayyy jail time!!!)
          
          be legally tried as an adult (hope that shoplifting phase is behind you)
          
          AND drink legally!! (as long as it’s in a pub and you look sad enough)
          
          you’re a fully grown  adult now. wthelly. unc frfr.
          
          even tho we’ve never met IRL (unless you’re secretly my local postman and this is all just a fever dream), you're still one of my fav online humans. 
          
          also let’s be real, if we did meet in person it would probably end in us being in jail lmaooo
          
          here’s what i would give you if i could teleport things through the internet:
          
           – a cake shaped like your favourite inside joke, probably cursed and slightly on fire
           – a voucher for “1 (one) chaotic facetime where we talk about skz for 3 hours”
           – a balloon that says “congrats on surviving the uk education system without combusting”
           – one single capri sun bc we stay hydrated and nostalgic
           – a glitter explosion. no cleanup. just chaos.
          
          and now that you’re 18, here are your official duties as a newly minted adult:
          
          pretend to know how taxes work
          
          complain about how expensive meal deals have gotten
          
          maintain an unhealthy relationship with iced coffee
          
          say “sorry” when someone bumps into YOU
          
          occasionally yell “THE TRAINS ARE RUINED” for no reason
          
          thank u for being a weird lil online delight. the way you exist on the internet is both unhinged and comforting. truly, a vibe. 
          
          have the happiest, weirdest, most yummy birthday possible. may your tea always be hot, your wifi strong, and your stories great.
          
          happy birthday, you magnificent gremlin 
          
          p.s. if you end up in jail this year, i’ll write to you xx

you should change your location to london instead of nyc :>

guys comment on my new chaps i feel sad

okay QUOKKA.MP3 AND READ MY MIND NEW CHAP OUT YES GUYS CAN U PLS CLAP FOR ME

guys in the process of uodating all my books yayadgvwycsjhkabegvjhmdkszvjhbk GUYS CHEER FOR ME RIGHT NOW.

im so sorry i basically already quit on my stories if i ever get an ounce of motivation (chan's motivation) ill make more chaps i promise guys dont give up on me

i hate it here i feel like an outsider but im pushing through lmao

AHHHHHHHHHBHHH

I MISSED YOU BISH

HOW ARE YOU HOE