jermaniac

@Lyfe_Chan needs a life so I will stop doing these god damn tags. (No BS... ok just a little)
          1) Favorite Song?
                The ABC's
          
          2) Favorite Sport?
                 Basketball/Baseball. Barely play but enjoys it.
          
          3) Favorite Band?
                 Mr.SuicideSheep if you consider them a band. If you don't, Daft Punk.
          
          4) Favorite Show?
                Sesame Street. 
          
          5) Favorite Movie?
                The Boy and the Beast. A love story between a gay furry and child (JK XD).
          
          6) Favorite Color?
               Blue/Teal.
          
          7) Favorite Food?
                Crab Legs tbh. 
          
          8) Favorite Drink?
                I don't really have one, but if I were to choose. It has to be Coke or Strawberry Milkshake.
          
          9) Favorite Video Game?
                BL2. (Bastard Licker 2. The remake.)
          
          10) Tag 15 people.
          @Tsundere
          @Kuudere
          @Deredere
          @Dandere
          @HolyCrap
          @Mylittlebrony
          @help
          @Pinecone
          @Hentai
          @Maplestory
          @BladeAndSoul
          @Blech
          @13
          @Numbers
          @FinallyThisHasEnded.

@Lyfe_Chan just tagged me to do this shit. So, basically whoever is tagged by this is a true friend or a friend who got bored and did this. I'm both. So since I have essentially no friends on this account and irl I'll tag random people (15).
          
          @Jesus
          @NoLife4Life
          @LiterallyCancer
          @Feminist
          @Lonerism
          @NeedFriends
          @Buddha
          @FatManWeGiveMoneyToSinceHesAGod
          @Killedmyself
          @Killyourself
          @Random
          @Person
          @LeafyisQueer
          @Masterbater
          @LEAVEMEHALONE

@Lyfe_Chan back at it again with the the tags! (BS)
          
          1) Who was the last person to tag you?
                THE ONLY PERSON WHO TAGS ME! @Lyfe_Chan
          
          2) Favorite Candy?
                Taffy.
          
          3) Dora the Explorer X Diego or Dora the Explorer X Boots?
                Dora x Diego. Since theres someone named Diego in my school and its hilarious af to think about it xD
          
          4) When was the moment you realized you were a fangirl/fanboy?
                To what? Anyhow, most likely when I started to watch anime or something like that.
          
          5) A book you've read more than once?
               None. I hate books.
          
          6) Romione (Ron x Hermione) or Hinny (Harry X Ginny)?
                Hinny FTW.
          
          7) Best book quote ever?
                I-I don't know anything. I hate books, and I don't read any.
          
          8) Phobia(s) of yours?
               Arachnophobia, Tryphobia, Batophobia
          
          9) Write a lemon scene between your two favorite characters in your favorite show.
               
          
          10) Do you believe in miracles?
              No.
          
          11) Fanfictions yay or nay?
              Or.
          
          12) What came first, the chicken or the egg?
               The Chicken through evolution.
          
          13) Imagine you're in a dark room. How would you get out?
               THROUGH THE DOOR?! All was said is a dark room, just try looking for something to grab then make your way towards something that feels like a doorknob. 
          
          MORE PEOPLE TO TAG I DONT KNOW!
          @Mum
          @Dad
          @Penetration

@Lyfe_Chan challenges me too much. (BS and Savage moments included)
          1) Favorite fast food restaurant?
               Sonic Drive In. Since fucking sonic steals my food before I can fucking eat it. BUT HEY! At least I see a fucking blue hedge hog
          
          2) One word you can never spell right?
              Beautiful. Since I cant see it in many people.
           
          3) Funniest person you know?
              Bo Burnham, I don't know him but hes hilarious af. Anyhow, it would prob be... I don't actually know. I just laugh at my failures and the failures of others. 
          
          4) Who said, "I want to have your babies."?
               My divorced dad.
          
          5) Claude Faustus (and his sparkly master) or Sebastian Michaelis (and his moody master)?
          Er, don't watch the anime so I cant answer this question truly. So I will BS this and say "Or"
          6) Least favorite color?
               The color of your eyes. Since it has no beauty
          7) Cutest animal?
               
          8) Would you rather be able to fly and read minds or have telekinesis and the ability to shape shift?
               Telekinesis and the ability to shape shift. Mostly because Id have power and reading minds isn't something I think is... humane. Since, that's private crap.
          
          9) Favorite ecchi anime/manga?
                Grisaia no Kajitsu (The Fruit of Grisaia). 
          
          10) Would you rather be Makoto Itou (School Days) or Marco (Attack on Titan?)
               Marco. Fuck school days xD
          11) Favorite sport?
              Baseball. I just love the feeling of swinging a bat to hit a ball at full strength. SOOO satisfying (even tho I'm horrible at it and don't play).
          
          12) A random fact about yourself?
              Uh, I have no life.
          
          13) Most annoying song ever?
              Sweatshirt and Justin Beiber songs in general
          
          RANDOM PEOPLE TO TAG!
          @Satan
          @VirginRetard
          @DankPanda

@Lyfe_Chan strikes a-fucking-gain! (No bs this time)
          
          1) Have you ever been depressed before?
               Er, maybe not medically, but yes I have in many different times. It lasted from days to weeks and... ye.
          
          2) Do you think you're funny?
               Many people consider me funny. I'm unsure if I do, since all I do is make crappy jokes that could backfire tbh xD. 
          
          3) If you could move anywhere, where would it be?
               A step in life. Sometimes I get stuck and cant find myself to go anywhere as if I'm trapped in a sealed metal box. So, sometimes instead of going to a dream 
          place, its better to go ahead to work for it.
          
          4) Love or endless amounts of money?!
                Many people have said that I believe in, "Money cant buy you Love (Unless they're greedy whores)." Love cannot be received as simple as that, since love is a virtue.  It may be hard to get but one day you will receive it, even if its after you die. (Then again choosing love is kind of contradicting myself since I'm choosing the easy way out. So, fuck)
          
          5) Markers or crayons?
              Markers...?
          
          6) What's your favorite thing about where you live?
           Its my home. The place where you were living in your entire life, a place unforgotten with both sad and happy memories. 
          
          7) Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Slytherin, or Gryffindor?
          Gryffindor. 
          
          8) Favorite place to go when you're upset?
          My backyard to stare at the dazzling moonlight, the moonlight is very calming. Especially at a full moon, its as if my stress gets taken away. 
          
          9) Do you like fish? If so, what fish is your favorite?
          Er, I don't actually. But, if you're not talking about food, then ITS A MOGLIN
          
          11) Are you allergic to anything?
                You, since you're that horrific ^^ (jk, but I'm not)
          
          12) What's your favorite dessert?
                Pudding (I forgot what they're called so I will call it that)
          
          13) What's tacocat spelled backwards?
                Tacocat.
          
          14) What's your favorite curse word?
          FUCK. I forgot *wink wink*
          
          Random people to tag:
          @ShitStick
          @DirtyWhore
          @Rectum
          @Anus

@Lyfe_Chan tagged me to do this. 13 things you should know about me you creeps.
          
          1. I'm a human being
          
          2. My gender is male.
          
          3. I live on the planet Earth
          
          4. I have hands
          
          5. I have legs.
          
          6. I have a head.
          
          7. I have arms.
          
          8. I have feet. 
          
          9. I have eyes.
          
          10. I have a total of 4 limbs on my body.
          
          11. I have hair.
          
          12. I have a mouth
          
          13. I have a nose.
          
          I have no friends so here are random people to tag since I'm forced to do this.
          @cancer
          @hitler
          @weeaboo