VirginMaryWithABeard

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‘Because I paythemotherfackingbillzzindahouse’ -mom 2020

I have discoloration on my hands and thought I was dying, but luckily google says I'm not

Lol your bio is funny 

You guys ever have such bad anxiety your whole body feels shaky, your heart feels empty, and your breaths are shallow? But nothing caused it.  Or the extreme butterflies in your stomach that hurt

My mom gave me a surgery marker like who's leg I'm supposed to cut up

My biggest pet peeve is WARM TOILET SEATS.  IF I AM SITTING ON A WARM TOILET SEAT IT WILL FEEL LIKE MY ASS IS ON ANOTHER PERSONS ASSSSSS.  WHO THE HELL PUTS FABRIC ON THEIR SEAT WHERE BACTIRIA SPREADDDSS......don't get me started on warm pillows you gotta flip every so often. 

The chicken came first

In a horror movie I’d either be the first to die or try to seduce the killer