jess

i love your pfp!!!❤️

Hey!
          So I know quite a few of you are new followers, from the readership of The Hoodie Girl, and I honestly can't thank you enough for following. When I posted my...'analogy', I never thought I'd even be close to being right, let alone have some of you follow me!
          
          I'm sorry I don't have any works at the moment, but since I have a break, I plan to work on my writing (among other things) so I can post a story that I'm actually somewhat happy with! I've been super inspired to write again by a couple of authors on Wattpad over the past couple of months, so I want to revive this account I guess! Not promising anything, but hoping to start uploading works in the near future! (: 
          All the love,
          Jess x

Hi :))

@nightdrives ME WITH EVERY SINGLE THING I ORDER ONLINE BUT WITH LESS LONGING

@fallacious well on that note I love you and I miss you zoe xo

I moved my TPD fanfictions into draft bc I honestly wasn't at all happy with them. I like my work now, but since not many people seem to like it, I'm going to work on getting more readers (: 
          
          Hope that's okay with you all.

@romesburg I do realise and know that it is horribly written, because I wrote it two years ago when my writing was incredibly bad. (I even added warnings at both the start of the 'story' and in the blurb).
          
          When I say edited, I meant that they were edited to an extent. The actual plot and storyline isn't really edited, and I was just fixing up minor grammar and spelling mistakes, not storyline. 
          
          The thing is, despite it having it's many many flaws, I still believe that it does make sense to some extent, and the characters act to how I imagined them when reading the actual TPD (now that I read it again, with a bit of dramatisation) and I personally think that you could possibly be a bit nicer and more on the constructive side, but I appreciate your input nonetheless.
          
          Despite saying that, I still see this as mostly a form of constructive criticism, and will work on it when I have the time (which probably won't be in the near future, due to me working on other works and various assignments and homework).

So I just found my usb that I kept when I was in Year 3/4, I'm not sure. First thing I do is plug it in to see what cringe-worthy content it holds. There's a folder called best stories, so I click on it to find two documents. Clicking on both, there's one that just made me laugh so much that I had to share.
          
          First off, it's 43 pages. So that's where 7/8 year old Jess' time went; writing draggy, pointless stories for future Jess to cringe so much that her eyes bleed. Secondly, the format, I'm crying. 
          
          1. The title is in rainbow word art
          2. The background is black
          3. The text is in alternating colours of the rainbow, one colour for each page
          4. The text is in comic sans.
          
          I'm halfway down the page, and the characters are called Alexandra Sparkle and Madelyn Sparks. I'm crying. I clearly didn't have a google to research proper last names. Guess what? Alexandra is tall, popular and gorgeous, and Madelyn is a nerd who's room is cluttered with every single academic trophy imaginable. 
          
          I think my eyes are already hurting as I'm trying to read bright red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple text. They're probably going to be bleeding once I'm five pages down.
          
          I just thought I'd share that with you so you can all cringe at 7/8 year old me.

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE BEST END TO 2014 OMG THANK YOU SHILO THANK YOU (cause it's less than four and a half hours till 2015 in Australia) 

OMFG YOU'rE ACTUALLY FOLLOWING ME I SAW THE NOTIFICATION AND FROZE FROM FANGIRLING I THINK I'M DEAD OMG SHILO IM DYING YHANKYOU THANKUOU THANKYOU YHANKYOU THANKIYO THANKYOU