Jesse

The last time I checked my smut book it was at 8K, when in the FCK did it become 10K reads??
          
          You guys have no life

Life update 
          My housemate got Influenza A and as the only driver who lives in the same house, obviously I drove her to the hospital. At the time she wasn't diagnosed yet but I was already wearing a mask in the car
          
          Then BAM, Influenza A. At first I sorta panicked considering that I am close contact to her. 
          
          Then I realised, I took a flu vaccine earlier this year for a trip and it's valid for a year.
          
          INFLUENZA CAN SUCK MY D-

My attention span is like a potato
          Also I have rp blogs on Tumblr that I started impulsively
          Fun

Funny how Wattpad has a location thing that lets you type wtv
          I’ve tried CyberLife Tower, Griffin Rock, Cybertron etc over the past few years
          
          It’s fun. Also, if Witwicky is an actual place, I’m not there. I’m just stating what fandom I’m on (Earthspark if no one caught it) 

Never pull an all nighter unless you can plan ahead and replace the sleep
          
          Thanks for coming to my tedtalk bye bye mwah 

I finally remembered my Wattpad password

I’ve been thinking abt returning (for the xth time) and I wanted to revamp the way I do oneshot requests ie start a new oneshots book
          
          The current (very successful one) book was a craft I made when I was well messier. Granted the non-explicit ones were actually with good plot, but I wanna just slap a new book completely with non-explicit stuff. It’s funny to tell ppl I write, but then when they ask if I get attention for it I proceed to introduce them to p0rn. Yeah I’m calling it that. No sugarcoating.
          
          So, anyone thinks that’s a good idea? As for existing requests I think I might finish all of them, then if opening up a new book seems to be a good idea + floats your boat then yeah. 
          
          I missed the RB fandom so much. You guys are not toxic and small enough to be comfortable and peaceful with :)

Yk at this rate my digital footprint is so vast and large that so many strangers on the internet know who I’m like as a person
          
          I finished my sem 1 exams btw phew that was tough, back to studying (procrastinating)

How are ppl still adding my books to reading lists
          
          Brotha I do not update anymore I just pop in from time to time, scare ppl, and leave
          
          Appreciate the support but damn y’all are LIFELESS
          
          Jk haha pls laugh-

EXAM
          
          Funny how every time I don’t write it’s cuz of abcdefg shit going on in my life
          
          Twisted Games by Ana Huang my fav rn fr
          
          Detroit is fun, Connor is hot
          
          Crazy that it took till a YTber’s dead that his channel gets famous and frequent viewers. RIP Technoblade
          
          Speaking of which dsmp is swirling down the drain like that’s crazy bro
          
          I’m waiting for the next gen of MCYT to rise up, would be funny if I end up being part of it lmaoooo I’m joking I can never be a YTber I’m too much of a tryhard
          
          Why did I choose to announce this? Cuz yes.