A standard girl, violently switching from being the most interesting person you'll ever meet, to the most boring human being alive.

I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't put milk before cereal.

I've just started writing, as a hobby, everything from poems, to short stories, to full-on novels. And now I intend to strap you all down like lunatics and unleash the full weight of my overdramatic procrastination on you.

Bon appetite, my pretties.