Have you ever tried to eat paper? Teeheehee...thats my job!! In fact I get paid a fine amount to make a living and raise my 78 children and 19 wives. But fear not, I do not get digestion problems like you would expect! My 34 fathers all worry for me when I go to work in the morning, and my 35 mothers who make lunch for me and my 78 children every morning are very caring towards me unlike everybody who bullies in my workplace. If you ever want to join me in my job, press the follow button above.
If you do not, I will not force you, because I don't accept burnt marshmallows anyways. Do you see the metaphor?!! (btw if your dumb, I'm comparing you to burnt marshmallows)\(ˆÔˆ)/
P.S. My arrogance is exceeded only by my abysmal ignorance.
- look for me inside the hobo bag (search it up if you don't know what it is )
- JoinedDecember 1, 2015
- website: www.ilovepaperandhobobags.com
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