whos asking

Hai

Me: Andrew wattpad being mean 
          Andrew: jess its just your tablet that's doing it
          Me: *cries*

Me: I had to unfollow someone
          Andrew: wai???????
          Me: it was so much spam in another language!!!
          Andrew: OK that makes sense

Me: *looks in the mirror and sees lipstick on my chin* fuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
          Andrew: don't you dare finish that word!!!!!!
          Me: -udge
          Andrew: -_-

Me: *thinking* wait why the fuck is it only raining out back?
          Alex: idk jess ask god
          Me: god why is it raining only outback
          God: idk ask Alex
          Alex: -_-

Me: *counting my followers then looks at Nate* how come my account with less books has more followers?
          Nate: idk your the writer and a bad one
          Me: *fades into black and white  and sad violin music plays*

Someone explain to me why the hell im doing my american history work at nearly ,3:30 am

Seriously guys go onto that account I mentioned before and do the god damn vote on the mb yes you'll have to scroll down but fucking to it

Me: *sees no one is paying jack shit to my other account and goes silent*
          Nate: fuuuuuuuuuu-
          Me: *tackles everyone* go fucking follow my other account its @jessicafrost02 do it do it!!!!!

Me: hey Ryan wanna hear a joke?
          Ryan: sure 
          Me: your life revenge sucka!!!!
          Ryan: *stands as how could this happen to me plays