Tony Lopez when he finds out he has 10yo fans...
"That's even hotter than a 15yo let me slide into those d'ms, oh they don't have insta well then imma slide into their house."
Chris Hanson "Take a seat."
me: Do you love me...?
boyfriend: Yes of course!
me: then if I turned into a roach would you still love me!?
boyfriend: Fuck no! imma get the raid and some slippers
me: I've been broke so many I don't what to believe