I am first and foremost a bibliophile. It kind of sounds like I molest books, and it's kind of true. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I write when I need to create a reality of my own, so I'm left with a computer full of perfect moments strung together with snappy titles.

My best friend finds me impatient and verbose after I finish a story. The night normally ends in a booth somewhere with her listening to a complete run down of the plot on a story she just started. ( This is the same best friend that tries to convince creepy guys that we're lesbian lovers at the bar when all I'm trying to do is get some action. I mean, really. You don't go to a fucking bar with the intent of hooking up with some mama's boy who is going to come over ever Saturday to pull weeds out of your senile old mother's rose garden! Let me skank out a little with the creeps, Cuda!)

Jumping The Shark is the Eighth Deadly Sin! So stop it, yo.

I've recently discovered that I am not a nice person when provoked. I have no qualms about putting someone in their place when they are being unbelievably inconsiderate. In other words, keep your egotistical opinions to yourself and we'll get along famously. Ya dig? Good. Moving on...

I'm currently working on learning how to be the wind beneath someone's wings, so if you have any tips, hit me up! Sadly, the class was completely full this semester at the Community College.

Soccer or the correct kind of football is my life. I use to play and now I just like to make fun of those who can't. Even though I'm from the US, Manchester United is my team. Manchester City can suck it! And that's the only bad thing I have to say...well that and Dallas FC is a bunch of girly boys in cups!

And remember, its only illegal if you get caught! ;)

Stay classy, and never trashy. But you can always be a little bit nasty!