There's two of us: Jack and Rex (or @fishfingersandcustard and @rexthepetdino )
I, Rex, apologize in advance for the crap qe turn out. I will take half the blame for any nightmares you have. (But I refuse foot your counselling bill. I happen to be, as to be sweetly put, am flat broke.) 
Here's to Jack-
SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE REX IS KEEPING ME CAPTIVE I HAVEN'T HAD A SIP OF WATER IN 3 DA-- *gun click* I mean... I'm Jonah, (or Jack as Rex likes to call me), I like Lana Del Rey, Marina and the Diamonds, Sleeping with Sirens, Panic! At the Disco. As for books, Vampire Academy series, The Giver, Coraline, The Hunger Games, Winter's Bone, Game of Thrones, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, Divergent, The Fault in Our Stars, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Albert Nobbs, etc. So all of those heavily influence my writing. My styles change from sober coming-of-age to bloodthirsty zombies. I still haven't found what I'm best at, but hey, that's the point of writing isn't it? So, yeah, that's me. I'm gonna go off and ride a bullfrog or something.
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Damn, you, Jack. I feel plectonic in this now (which isn't exactly a bad thing, what with me writing about assassins and suicidal immortals) because I don't have a bio on this. If you wanna know something about me, go to my page. (Link at top) I don't feel like writing anything down here. 
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And, just so you don't have to wonder in any way (not that anyone really cares), I'm not the one keeping Jack in isolation (his doctor ordered me to that actually. For the health of others around him.) and at gun point (that's actually one of my characters. Rena Fay. He called her a bitch and I just let her loose.)