jasper

what's with these homies dissin my girl

dastardly snollygoster

H-O-T-T-O-G-O YOU CAN TAKE ME HOT TO GO‼️

The story so far:
          In the beginning the Universe was created.
          This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
          
          — Douglas Adams 

to begin my life with the beginning of my life, I record that I was born

why do music artists always say "big things coming soon" and then it's just another album. i want one to say that and then suddenly every single walmart in the US spontaneously explodes 

what would you do if you saw hit historical figure and abolitionist john laurens in public but then he hit the yoinky sploinky and disappeared like WD gaster

ra ra rasputin russia's smollest uwu bean

When are we getting the next journal update bestie? I think it's interesting reading your entry's 

Bob The Tomato belongs on sexypedia