big stoopid

darkerlust!!!!!!!!!!!!check it out, my guys. new chapter. i worked really hard on it (no pun intended, its smutty as fuck)

goddamn babes, new chapter of darkerlust is up and holy shit it is long. tons of smut for the sinners <3

this account uwu

quotes from my us history teacher:
          death is not good
          i didn’t go to the doctor for five years
          trees. hear me out.
          i love coke zero.
          we’re leading the cows
          anyway, its not a big deal
          i would love a gatorade
          i’m the teacher
          they’re not roleplaying in life
          *aggressive arm waving*
          dude wheres my question
          there’s our guy!
          chicken pox. its kinda good! you get a break from school…
          gucci or bust.
          you’re breakin’ ankles.
          if i get them, the kids will make fun of me.
          soccer cleats… you’re trying too hard.
          your little friend is back.
          don’t be loud.
          i didn’t eat, stop talking.
          this is a triangular shaped pencil, i’ve never seen one before.
          kanye. he doesn’t do anything.
          there are ten, like my fingers.
          she just made a joke!
          going on a walk, sitting at the beach. we can’t do that here.
          all of these songs are good to whip to.
          I’m worried.
          stop holding other men’s hair.
          holy shnip
          hah. that was funny.
          hopped on.
          hey p diddy, stop that.
          you just don’t stop talking…
          you dropped it, it came out of your nose.
          did you get a quiz about the jackson five?
          so he likes wood.
          i have a wallet, but i have no money in it.
          woof.

absolutely l0ve being ignored by my friends 

if you want a good cry, read the end of the forest fic while listening to oceans by seafret. ya welcome

dont shit on me billie eilish is really fucking good

jesus christ jimmy urine's song trigger warning is so goddamn chilling, gotta love an icon.

i had a dream last night that i went to a frank iero concert and the crowd was only five year olds except for me. he only played the beginning of i'm a mess and then proceeded to leave with me and a few of the five year olds to a movie theater. i got a pretzel. it was weird.

i went to see a movie with friends and after a really brutal scene of destruction and fighting i heard a small child yell, "thAt's a LOT oF dAMAGE!"