DEMENTED BEE

dildos? I’m sorry I think you mean diet penis

NOBODY is braver than people who comment on smut fics

THERES NO PINKBERRY IN NEW JERSEY. BMC TAKES PLACE IN NEW JERSEY. BROOKE LITERALLY LEAVES THE STATE FOR FROZEN YOGURT??? IM STILL IN SHAMBLES OVER THIS. WHAT THE FUCK.

“Rich blinks, surprised and holding soup.” omg guys top notch writing right here

someone: omg ur so smart you have straight a’s!
          
          me, only working hard in school because it’s the only thing that I feel gives me purpose because without set goals and something to work towards achieving I’m nothing: thanks

hearing bitches crying in the background of a bootleg is so annoying

I love nug

some of ya’ll write your characters getting drunk but you’ve never had a sip of alcohol and it shows

hello everyone i have finished Version One! i just published the full thing to wattpad and you can read it on here. it would also be pretty snazzy if you could hop on over to ao3 and give it a kudos! same username as on here xoxo

whats up whores its 4 am i just ate an entire family sized tub of wawa mac and cheese and wrote about three sentences B)))) all i wanted was to find a synonym for "extra" and somehow im on a wikipedia page for ernest vincent wright's book that is 50K words and has NO LETTER "E" anywhere in the book!!! did i mention the tub of mac and cheese???? live fast smoke crack eat ass!!!!! wow colleges are going to see this one day and if they do this just should prove how determined and energetic and passionate i am about my projects, even something as small as fanfiction!!!!! hi cornell!!!! haha jk im not getting into cornell GOD this announcement is a trainwreck what the hell