SOO MEE, CAN'T REALLY HELP IT
 

1. No one can tell when someone is lying like you can tell when someone is lying. 

2. You have no interest in being the center of attention and will gladly give that role to literally anyone else. Even at karaoke you're the one person who's like, OK, who wants me to sing backup?

3. You're Aubrey Plaza-level sarcastic without even trying. It's a gift, really, you say, super sarcastically, because even your responses to people telling you you're good at sarcasm are sarcastic. 

4. You truly don't care if you go to parties or not. You're fine either way. Neither will affect your life in the least. 

5. You have dollar signs where your eyes previously were. Just because you're obsessed with making money doesn't make you an asshole. It just makes you either presently rich or future rich. 

6. You can get along with anyone, but you pretty much just stick to one or two friends. And honestly, who needs more than two friends? 

7. You might have clothes all over your bedroom floor, but that floor is clean as fuck. It's a weird distinction, but it makes sense to you.

8. People know you like them because you're actually talking to them and making jokes. Usually you're pretty much a turtle in a shell, reading a book and smiling happily at everyone for no reason, so if you're actually being bubbly and vivacious, people are like, Damn, Katie must think I'm amazing! and you're like, Yup.

9. You have a tendency to make things all about you. Even right now while reading this, you're like, "This was totally written about me because I am a Capricorn." I mean, you're right, but still.