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Welcome to the internet
          Have a look around
          Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
          We've got mountains of content
          Some better, some worse
          If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
          Welcome to the internet
          Come and take a seat
          Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
          There's no need to panic
          This isn't a test, haha
          Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
          Welcome to the internet
          What would you prefer?
          Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
          Be happy
          Be horny
          Be bursting with rage
          We got a million different ways to engage
          Welcome to the internet
          Put your cares aside
          Here's a tip for straining pasta
          Here's a nine-year-old who died
          We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
          And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
          Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
          Welcome to the internet
          Hold on to your socks
          'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
          They are grainy and off-putting
          He just sent you more
          Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
          See a man beheaded
          Get offended, see a shrink
          Show us pictures of your children
          Tell us every thought you think
          Start a rumor, buy a broom
          Or send a death threat to a boomer
          Or DM a girl and groom her
          Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
          Here's a healthy breakfast option
          You should kill your mom
          Here's why women never fuck you
          Here's how you can build a bomb
          Which Power Ranger are you?
          Take this quirky quiz
          Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
          Could I interest you in everything?
          All of the time?
          A little bit of everything
          All of the time
          Apathy's a tragedy
          And boredom is a crime
          Anything and everything
          All of the time
          Could I interest you in everything?
          All of the time?
          A little bit of everything
          All of the time
          Apathy's a tragedy
          And boredom is a crime
          Anything and everything
          All of the time

In the eye of a hurricane
          There is quiet
          For just a moment
          A yellow sky
          When I was seventeen a hurricane
          Destroyed my town
          I didn't drown
          I couldn't seem to die
          I wrote my way out
          Wrote everything down far as I could see
          I wrote my way out
          I looked up and the town had its eyes on me
          They passed a plate around
          Total strangers
          Moved to kindness by my story
          Raised enough for me to book passage on a
          Ship that was New York bound
          I wrote my way out of hell
          I wrote my way to revolution
          I was louder than the crack in the bell
          I wrote Eliza love letters until she fell
          I wrote about The Constitution and defended it well
          And in the face of ignorance and resistance
          I wrote financial systems into existence
          And when my prayers to God were met with indifference
          I picked up a pen, I wrote my own deliverance
          In the eye of a hurricane
          There is quiet
          For just a moment
          A yellow sky
          I was twelve when my mother died
          She was holding me
          We were sick and she was holding me
          I couldn't seem to die
          Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it (I'll write my way out)
          Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it (write everything down, far as I can see)
          Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait (history has its eyes on you)
          I'll write my way out
          Overwhelm them with honesty
          This is the eye of the hurricane, this is the only
          Way I can protect my legacy
          Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait
          The Reynolds Pamphlet

I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT
          I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT 
          AYO IM JUST LIKE MY COUNTRY IM YOUNG SCRAPPY AND HUNGRY AND IM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT
          IMMA GET A SCHOLARSHIP TO KING’S COLLEGE
          I PROBABLY SHOULDNT BRAG BUT DANG I AMAZE AND ASTONISH
          THE PROBLEM IS I GOT A LOT OF BRAINS BUT NO POLISH 
          I GOTTA HOLLER JUST TO BE HEARD WITH EVERY WORD I DROP KNOWLEDGE
          IM A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH A SHINY PIECE OF COAL
          TRYNA REACH MY GOAL MY POWER OF SPEECH UNIMPEACHABLE 
          ONLY 19 BUT MY MIND IS OLDER
          THESE NEW YORK CITY STREETS GET COLDER I SHOULDER 
          EVERY BURDER EVERY DISADVANTAGE I HAVE LEARNED TO MANAGE I DONT HAVE A GUN TO BRANDISH I WALK THESE STREETS FAMISHED
          THE PLAN IS TO FAN THIS SPARK INTO A FLAME 
          BUT DAMN ITS GETTING DARKER SO LEMME SPELL OUT THE NAME 
          I AM THE A-L-E-X-A-N-D-E-R WE ARE MEANT TO BE A COLONY THAT RUNS INDEPENDENTLY
          MEANWHILE BRITAIN KEEPS SHITTING ON US ENDLESSLY
          ESSENTIALLY THEY TAX US RELENTLESSLY
          THEN KING GEORGE TURNS AROUND RUNS A SPENDING SPREE 
          HE AINT EVER FONNA SET HIS DESCENDANTS FREE
          SO THERE WILL BE A REVOLUTION IN THIS CENTURY
          ENTER ME (HE SAYS IN PARENTHESES)
          DONT BE SHOCKED WHEN YOUR HISTORY BOOK MENTIONS ME
          I WILL LAY DOWN MY LIFE IF ITS SETS US FREE 
          EVENTUALLY YOULL SEE MY ASCENDANCY

You're tuned to Dawn FM
          The middle of nowhere on your dial
          So sit back and unpack
          You may be here awhile
          Now that all future plans have been postponed
          And it's time to look back on the things you thought you owned
          Do you remember them well?
          Were you high or just stoned?
          And how many grudges did you take to your grave?
          When you weren't liked or followed, how did you behave?
          Was it often a dissonant chord you were strumming?
          Were you ever in tune with the song life was humming?
          If pain's living on when your body's long gone
          And your phantom regret hasn't let it go yet
          You may not have died in the way that you must
          All specters are haunted by their own lack of trust
          When you're all out of time, there's nothing but space
          No hunting, no gathering
          No nations, no race
          And Heaven is closer than those tears on your face
          When the purple rain falls
          We're all bathed in its grace
          Heaven's for those who let go of regret
          And you have to wait here when you're not all there yet
          But you could be there by the end of this song
          Where The Weeknd's so good and he plays all week long
          Bang a gong, get it on
          And if your broken heart's heavy when you step on the scale
          You'll be lighter than air when they pull back the veil
          Consider the flowers, they don't try to look right
          They just open their petals and turn to the light
          Are you listening real close?
          Heaven's not that, it's this
          It's the depth of this moment
          You don't reach for bliss
          God knows life is chaos
          But He made one thing true
          You gotta unwind your mind
          Train your soul to align
          And dance 'til you find that divine boogaloo
          In other words
          You gotta be Heaven to see Heaven
          May peace be with you

Daytime mainlinin', no more rollin' papers
          Catching stray dogs, try but you can't tame 'em
          It's just me on my knees
          Squeaky clean fantasy
          It's meant to be pop
          Am I in over my head?
          This could go anywhere
          I do it, do it again
          It's meant to be pop
          I don't know how it'll end
          This could go anywhere
          I pull and I pull at the thread
          It's makin' me pop (pop)
          I wanted to behave
          But I know I'll do it again
          I know I'll do it again, it's makin' me pop (pop)
          I wanna take up all your time (pop)
          Katie's waiting to be your game-day savior
          First time tasting it
          It's nice to mix two flavors
          Together, together, mm, mm
          It's just me on my knees
          Pop
          Am I in over my head?
          This could go anywhere
          I do it, do it again
          It's meant to be pop
          I don't know how it'll end
          This could go anywhere
          I pull and I pull at the thread
          It's makin' me pop
          I wanted to behave
          But I know I'll do it again
          I know I'll do it again, it's makin' me pop
          I wanna take up all your time (pop)
          Am I in over my head?
          This could go anywhere
          I do it, do it again
          It's meant to be pop
          I don't know how it'll end
          This could go anywhere
          I pull and I pull at the thread
          It's makin' me pop
          I wanted to behave
          But I know I'll do it again
          I know I'll do it again, it's makin' me pop

Right at home
          With perfect timing
          A face that knows
          Her perfect lighting
          'Cause time will show
          That you should try it
          Those American girls you spend your life with
          
          I've known you for ages, it's all that I've heard
          My friends are in love with American girls
          I've seen it in stages all over the world
          My friends are in love with American girls
          
          I've known you for ages, it's all that I've heard
          My friends are in love with American girls (American girls)
          
          Her sweet eyes
          Your temptations
          Don't deny
          Her frustrations
          Just spend your life
          With those American girls
          
          I've known you for ages, it's all that I've heard
          My friends are in love with American girls
          I've seen it in stages all over the world
          My friends are in love with American girls
          
          I've known you for ages
          American girls, American girls
          
          American girls, American girls
          American girls all over the world
          
          I've known you for ages, it's all that I've heard
          My friends are in love with American girls
          I've seen it in stages all over the world
          My friends are in love with American girls
          
          American girls, American girls
          American girls, American girls

UPDATE DE THE FORMULA ONE FRUIT VENDORS

thank you so much mark

flowersandthings vous allez me tuer un jour…
          POURQUOI AVEZ-VOUS ÉCRIT DANS LE SPIN OFF DE THE FORMULA ONE FRUIT VENDORS « oui lando et oscar ont surmonté leurs épreuves dans cet univers, voyons voir si ce sera le cas dans l’histoire principale »
          QU’EST CE QUE ÇA VEUT DIRE *crying emoji*

Oh my goshhhh ! Je suis trop heureuse ! Mercii d’avoir ajouté ma fanfic à ta liste de lecture ! J'aime trop les tiennes, elles sont trop bonnes ! aucun moment d'ennui ! Actuellement entrain de lire Strawberry cake et c'est un Banger ! Encore merciii ! Ta plume est vraiment magnifique au passage.