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One morning,I just got a feeling about how much cool it would be if I had Jungkook’s number. Next thought inside my mind came to contact Jungkook personally over his social media accounts but as you know Jungkook doesn’t have his personal social media account so I decided to contact to Bighit Entertainment
The chat went like this
Me: Y/n Bol rahi hu zara apne Jungkook ji ka number bhejio dijia (Hi it’s Y/n here,send me Jungkook’s number)
Bighit: Nikal ….. pahile hi fursal me nikal (Get lost bastard)
Me: (--_--)
But i have the master plan.
Contacting Bighit again…..
Me: Hi (hi)
Bighit: Tu phir aa gayi bola na nhi denge number (you again , we won’t give you any number)
Me: wo kisne maanga, mujhe wo pahle se hi mil gaya hai(I already got his number, poor you :p)
Bighit: kaise mila(How?)
Me: A close friend of mine gave me
Bighit: What’s his number? Tell if you know
Me: 3210696969
Bighit: Galat number hai(wrong no.)
Me: To real kya hai batana (if this is wrong you tell me the real one)
Bighit: Nikal ….. pahile hi fursat me nikal gadha samjha hai (Get lost Bastard, what do you think who i am? A donkey?)
I get insulted twice,but am not done yet
I robbed my neighbour house and all I got is 1$.
They saw me and called police
Me: Run run run dashi run run
I had to rob 500 neighbours for 500$
And finally I arranged my tickets to korea.
After a long journey I reached korea but when I landed I can saw a-