just two dumbasses who praise joe dirt's stinky mullet on their knees each night<3





"Who needs love when you have Joe Dirt?"

                                                        - The First Dumbass of the United States



"I want to eat Joe Dirt's stinky mullet so bad. Please let me God, I will fucking eat you first if you say otherwise."

                                                        -The Second Dumbass, AKA the butler