just two dumbasses who praise joe dirt's stinky mullet on their knees each night<3
"Who needs love when you have Joe Dirt?"
- The First Dumbass of the United States
"I want to eat Joe Dirt's stinky mullet so bad. Please let me God, I will fucking eat you first if you say otherwise."
-The Second Dumbass, AKA the butler
- JoinedJanuary 28, 2021
- website: suckmydick
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