joels_thick_thighs

the balrog tried to kill gandalf cuz he was too cunty, then he came back cuntier

-moonysbxnes

Do you like yellowjackets? cuz I feel like if you ever wrote a yellowjackets book it would be a work of art just like your other works. :)

-moonysbxnes

@joels_thick_thighs maybe I am *insert villain laugh*
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joels_thick_thighs

@-moonysbxnes and thank you for the compliment, that’s so lovely, i’m glad you enjoyed them (:
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joels_thick_thighs

@-moonysbxnes I ADORE YELLOWJACKETS WITH ALL OF MY HEART 
            
            i was literally thinking about it right now, convinced you’re inside my brain
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Buckystan1917-2023

Hey so I’m currently reading Venom and I love it so much. I don’t want to be THAT person who uses someone’s account for story recs but someone PLEASE help me find this book. It’s written very similar to Venom. It’s an oc x Bucky story and it starts from captain America the winter soldier to TFATWS. It’s such a good story but I haven’t been able to find it for like 2-3 years. It was called Nightmare and the oc had the power to project peoples nightmares. She was also Hispanic. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE if someone knows this let me know. Once again I don’t want to be that person and I love your writing. <3

Buckystan1917-2023

Thank you <33333
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joels_thick_thighs

@Buckystan1917-2023 | hiya, thanks, i’m glad you’re enjoying it. also, i’m sorry, i’ve not actually heard of it but if i do come across it, i’ll tag it :)
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lauraleal045

@joels_thick_thighs, hello,
          
          Could i ask for a Shameless (US Version) fanfiction and a Mickey love story where the main character is portrayed by selena gomez and her character's name is Elizabeth Gallagher and she's the second oldest child of Frank and Monica and oldest of Lip, Ian, Debbie, Carl and Liam and so when she was sixteen she got into a car accident which resulted into loosing her arm and she replaced her arm to a metal kinda similar to Bucky/Winter Soldier's arm and she was gifted with superhuman/enhanced abilities such as peak human/enhanced speed, peak human/enhanced strength, peak human/enhanced reflexes, peak human/enhanced agility, peak human/enhanced hearing, peak human/enhanced smell, peak human/enhanced vision, peak human/enhanced regeneration, peak human/enhanced stealth, enhanced stealth combat, enhanced knifesmanship etc and that she was born intersex meaning she has a p"nis and the story begins in Lizzie's pov and you can add smut and starting from season 1. What do you think?

joels_thick_thighs

@lauraleal045 | no, sorry, i won’t do that because mickey is a gay man and this oc would be a woman, despite her genitals
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lauraleal045

@joels_thixk_thighs, basically, she'll be like an assassin, a sniper trained to kill and her assassination skills and abilities are similar to The Winter Soldier's assassination skills but more on par with supernatural-like combat and supernatural-like abilities such as elemental manipulation meaning she can control, create, manipulate, generate and shape the elements, fire, earth, water, air, light, darkness/shadow, ice/snow, energy, nature and sound. Her abilities and skills are similar to the winter soldiers's skills and she'll have high advanced technology, gadgets and tools.
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joels_thick_thighs

i just know the last of us season 2 is gonna kill me off
          
          i’ve barely recovered from the game

ImFuck3dup

Oh 100% I’m so not ready
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NoName_Here

@joels_thick_thighs just rewatched first ep of season one and I was thinking the same thing  (Im scared)
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ACZ203

@joels_thick_thighs  fact it took me at least 3 months to even play Abby part that was heartbreaking I ain't ready for the TV show to bring up Old wounds
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Sob0ring

Hey ,you know where i can PM you? Because I can't PM anyone here in wattpad (´-﹏-`；)(´-﹏-`；)

joels_thick_thighs

this message may be offensive 
@Sob0ring it’s also shit they got rid of that in my opinion
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joels_thick_thighs

@Sob0ring hey, what’s it about?
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