Not a Chance

I would like to formally apologize for 2016 me. I am so sorry y'all had to see me like that. I am in therapy and learned to fucking use the enter key for dialogue. 
          
          Thank you and apologies. 
          
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I've heard jokes about the writer's curse on AO3 and I'm starting to think it may be real ಠ⁠,⁠_⁠｣⁠ಠ I won't stop with my uh... Monthly. It's literally been a month. Plz send help.

I wanna know which one of y'alls are over 45 reading Behind Their Backs please, no judgy reason, I honestly just wanna know more (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

Also have you guys seen the new miraculous movie? Disheveled Gabriel is... Fucking hot. Man that guy makes me a waterfall (⁠๑⁠♡⁠⌓⁠♡⁠๑⁠)

I think the best compliment I've gotten in my life was my coworker telling me I know how to write smut perfectly and that it hits the spot right. I've never felt happier.

AO3 being down is the 9/11 equivalent of some people, apparently. Jokes on me I'm still active on FF and Wattpad so it didn't hurt that much 

WOO! I somehow managed to on a whim find an old copy of the chapters before they got deleted on a phone i was getting ready to reset, so i copied them over on my email! Now i gotta find the time to fix them up and put them back on, but hopefully we'll back to as we were, before! And this time, i have a copy (and two others on AO3 and fanfiction.net) and you can't do SHIET ᕦ⁠(⁠ò⁠_⁠ó⁠ˇ⁠)⁠ᕤ

On another writing block so using the generator again and i was wondering where the fuck i got the idea for closets again. I found the plot. It was generated on there. Man do i have short term memory. 

CHRIS KRATT IS THE MOST SEXIEST MAN TO EXIST FIGHT ME ON THIS

I have observed that Chris x Zach fics are the most popular on AO3. Why? I do not know. To me they don't have anything in common unless all them peeps are heavily into enemies to lovers trope. No judgment, mostly curiosity.