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I am the wizzter. The ister. The We got to school and I could feel a lump of shit in my pants… “p-p-p-pp–pp-p-p-p–pp-p-pp–pp-p-p-p-pp-p-p-p-pp-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pp-p-p-p-p-p-p-pp-p-p-p-pp-pp-p-p-p-p-pp-p-p-p-p-p-p-pp-p-p–p-p-p-p-p-pp-p-pp-p–pp-p-p-p-p–pp–p-p-p-p-pp–p-p-p-pp–p-p-p-pp-p-p-p-p-pp-p-p-p-p-pp-p-p-pp-pp-p-p–pp-p-p-p-p-p-p-pp-p-pp-p-p–p-p-p-p–p-p-p-p-p-pp-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p–p-p-p–p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pp-p-p-p-p-p–p-porky b-b-b-b-b-bb–bb–b-b-bb-b-b-b-b-b-b-_BB_B_B_b-B__B_BB_B-B-b–b-b–b-b-b–bb–bb-b-b-babe?” i said, gosh- i stutter so much! “Yas baby grill” bacon answered. Bacon always called me grill even though I would be grilling his bacon ass. “I shat. My. P-PXPXPPX0-XPPXPPP—P-PANTS!!” He was Flapperghasted and started doing the fortnight default dance and I just had shit in my pants but I joined bacon then my pants broke and apshit came out it was apeshit crazy man Y/N wilding.
          
          
          Y/n giggled. Yes. Giggled. Gig. Gigigig.