jojoshuaz

I APOLOGIZE FOR DYING
          	IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR WHERE EVERYONE'S JS SO BUSY EVEN THO IT AIN'T SUMMER (at least not where i am)
          	BUT WE ONLY GOT 12 DAYS LEFT TILL MOTHER RETURNS!
          	YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
          	RAQUELL HAS ASKED ME TO INFORM YOU THAT I AM NOT YET DEAD
          	I WAS NARROWLY CLOSE TO DYING OF BOREDOM
          	BUT I AM ALIVE AND WELL AND IN LOVE WITH ALL OF YOU IN A VERY WEIRD (but not concerning---i hope---jhope?---jhoooooooooooooooooooooope) WAY
          	Anyways (anygays) I would like to adopt a human does anyone have any recs
          	TWO DAYS TILL HOSHI'S BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY
          	JOHN CENA (My doctor) HAS PRESCRIBED ME SOME CRACK TO HELP ME GET OFF MY CRACK BUT GUESS WHAT
          	it doesn't work
          	bcuz according to fanfic logic
          	I WAS AT A JACKSON WANG PARTY
          	AND VERNON CHWE HANSOL (UR SO HANDSOME???) GAVE ME MORE CRACK!
          	I LOVE YOU GUYS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
          	MUCH! (bet u can find the hidden zero---notice how i do not challenge ur intellect guys)
          	ANYBODY WANNA GET NOODLES W/ ME?!
          	(JJ on crack~Day 2)
          	<33333333333333333333333333333333

jojoshuaz

OMG ACCOUNT LINK PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANNA FOLLOW Y'ALL SO BAD
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exjusemeee

@jojoshuaz YESTERDAY ME AND THE GREMLIN (KWIYEOMIEEEE) WERE LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT WRITING A BED X SOFA X STAR FIC AND I EVEN MADE A NEW WATTPAD ACC FOR THAT–
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jojoshuaz

BILL CLINTON AND OBAMA IS GENIUS
          	  But let's 4some it w/ Shrek and Harry Styles
          	  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOMAGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHD (new favorite word unlocked)
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exjusemeee

I CANNOT FIND YOU WHERE ARE YOU–

Kwiyeomieeee

JUST FOLLOWED YOU
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Kwiyeomieeee

@jojoshuaz THANK YOU, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW PEACE IN THIS LIFE OR ANY UPCOMING ONES, MUAHHHHHHH OH HOW I LOVE SPAMMING PEOPLE 
            
            Warning: I can't even navigate on Pinterest well, i redownloaded it this morning cause this goblin (exjusemeee) gave me fomo by telling me you were on there
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jojoshuaz

HERE IT IS
            https://pin.it/2ndzjkwih
            I'll delete this later for my sanity
            BUT U FOLLOW I  FOLLOW BACK AND WE CAN CHAT
            warning: i post nothing
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jojoshuaz

I APOLOGIZE FOR DYING
          IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR WHERE EVERYONE'S JS SO BUSY EVEN THO IT AIN'T SUMMER (at least not where i am)
          BUT WE ONLY GOT 12 DAYS LEFT TILL MOTHER RETURNS!
          YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
          RAQUELL HAS ASKED ME TO INFORM YOU THAT I AM NOT YET DEAD
          I WAS NARROWLY CLOSE TO DYING OF BOREDOM
          BUT I AM ALIVE AND WELL AND IN LOVE WITH ALL OF YOU IN A VERY WEIRD (but not concerning---i hope---jhope?---jhoooooooooooooooooooooope) WAY
          Anyways (anygays) I would like to adopt a human does anyone have any recs
          TWO DAYS TILL HOSHI'S BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY
          JOHN CENA (My doctor) HAS PRESCRIBED ME SOME CRACK TO HELP ME GET OFF MY CRACK BUT GUESS WHAT
          it doesn't work
          bcuz according to fanfic logic
          I WAS AT A JACKSON WANG PARTY
          AND VERNON CHWE HANSOL (UR SO HANDSOME???) GAVE ME MORE CRACK!
          I LOVE YOU GUYS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
          MUCH! (bet u can find the hidden zero---notice how i do not challenge ur intellect guys)
          ANYBODY WANNA GET NOODLES W/ ME?!
          (JJ on crack~Day 2)
          <33333333333333333333333333333333

jojoshuaz

OMG ACCOUNT LINK PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANNA FOLLOW Y'ALL SO BAD
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exjusemeee

@jojoshuaz YESTERDAY ME AND THE GREMLIN (KWIYEOMIEEEE) WERE LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT WRITING A BED X SOFA X STAR FIC AND I EVEN MADE A NEW WATTPAD ACC FOR THAT–
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jojoshuaz

BILL CLINTON AND OBAMA IS GENIUS
            But let's 4some it w/ Shrek and Harry Styles
            OOOOOOOOOOOOOOMAGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHD (new favorite word unlocked)
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Kwiyeomieeee

Disclaimer: we're both sane (do not report me for being untruthful when you can cuff me), we just love aggressively. MUAHHHH <3333333333333333

jojoshuaz

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JS FOLLOWED BACKKKKKKKK
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exjusemeee

@jojoshuaz THAT WAS ME I JUST FOLLOWED YOU
            WAIT I THINK I FOLLOWED FROM TYE WRONG (SANE) ACC–
            WHO CARES MWHAHAHAHAH
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jojoshuaz

WHERE DID MY CAPS LOCK GO?
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exjusemeee

HIIIIIIII 
          YOU'RE HONESTLY A DIVA I COULDN'T NOT COME SPAM YOUR ACC AND SEOKSOO OMAGOSHHHHH

jojoshuaz

@exjusemeee MWAHAHAHAAAAAA NOT IF I KIDNAP YOU FIRST
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exjusemeee

@exjusemeee MY WATTSHIT IS GLITCHY AF BUT GO TO THE SOCIAL FEED BOTH OF US HAVE VOTED FOR THAT BOOK–
            SHAKESPEARE WOKE UP FROM HIS GRAVE AND CLAPPED WHEN THAT BOOK WAS PUBLISHED 
            I KID YOU NOT I SHED TEARS
            
            YOU EXIST WITH SUCH UNNORMALISM I'VE NEVER LIVED ON SOMEONE'S MESSAGE BOARD B4
            
            ILYT LIKE SERIOUSLY GONNA KIDNAP YOU WHEN I CAN–
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jojoshuaz

@exjusemeee OMG I WANNA READ THAT FIC RN LINK NEEDED NOWWWWW
            EEEEEEEEK WE ARE ALL DESTINED FOR EACHOTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
            if u r normal then allow me to sing to unnormal u
            *inhales*
            *sings terribly:*
            keroSENE dopaMINE chemical INDUCED~
            *loses breath HWELP*
            
            I WILL FIGHT TO RETAIN THIS TITLE OF MATCHING UR FREAK
            I WILL BE WORTHY
            MUST I FIGHT A CAT?
            I think i can do that
            NEVERMIND INSTEAD I SHALL BATTLE THE WORLD OF MEMES
            I KNOW I CAN DO THAT
            THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING ME IN YOUR LIFE SUPPORT OFC YOU CAN KIDNAP ME (i warn u it's 12am here) ILYSM <3333333333333333
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jojoshuaz

hwelp guys I needa make a reading list my profile so dayum empty
          but literally EVERYTHING is in my library rn
          OOFITY OOF OOF OOF
          I AM MOANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
          should I call my ass(istant)
          *inhales*
          WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
          (JJ on crack~Day 1)

exjusemeee

@jojoshuaz AWWWWWW I'M GETTING CUTENESS AGGREGATION FR 
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jojoshuaz

WHERE DID MY CAPS LOCK GO^?!
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jojoshuaz

Awww I've always wanted to be in a cult!
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Kwiyeomieeee

I'm settling in your message board, that thread got far too long. Hope you don't mind, muahhhhh

jojoshuaz

@Kwiyeomieeee OMG YES YOU ARE MY THE MINNIE TO MY SHUA FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
            YES CHECKMATE HAD ME CHOKING ON CHESS/MAFIA/S3X LOGIC FOR 50 MINUTES
            I LOVE THE SHUA-HANNIE DYNAMIC ALOT THO
            WE ARE ALWAYS FIGHTING FOR LOONEY TOONS CHOCOLATE
            (AND OUR 0.00001% OF SANITY LEFT)
            YOUR PROFILE IS MY COMFORT ZONE ANYTHING U READ I AUTOMATICALLY GO CARAT SEE CARAT DO 
            I AM GOING TO PICK YOU UP AND COVER YOU IN CUTE LITTLE SPARKLES AND WRAP YOU IN A POOFY BLANKET AND THEN I'LL PULL UP WITH A UNICORN IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT AND RAINBOW ICECREAM AND SEOKSOO IF I CAN AND RAQUELL WILL COME WITH A BIG PLUSHIE AND WE WILL EAT... CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES (ASSUMING U R NOT ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING IN THEM)
            why do i caps lock for everything
            WHY NOT CAPS LOCK FOR EVERYTHING?!
            EEEEK READING THESE MAKES ME WANNA SKIP AROUND MY HOUSE LIKE I WAS JUST PERSONALLY KISSED BY THE STARS (WAIT---THAT'S YOU!)
            I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH QUEEN MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
            ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Kwiyeomieeee

@jojoshuaz NAH, MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TO YOU TOOOOOOOO
            CHECKMATE IS SUCH A UNIQUE FIC WTH, ENVIOUS THAT I CAN'T READ HER OTHER FICS AGSHSHJSJS
            
            IT GETS MORE INTENSE AS THE CHAPTER GO ON, I'M PATIENTLY WAITING FOR THE NEXT UPDATE AGSHSHJSJS THEY HORNY MFS—
            
            EXACTLY— FIGHTING... IDK WHAT FOR BUT YES... MAYBE LOONEY TOONS CHOCOLATE!? 
            
            YOUR PROFILE IS SO ADORABLE, I KEEP GETTING CUTENESS AGGRESSION EVERY TIME I POP UP HERE 
            
            PLEASE I NEED TO BE DROWNED AND PRESERVED IN SEOKSOO— I SHALL HELP YOU ABOLISH THE DROUGHT DEMONS FOREVER AGSGHSHSJSJSJ MAKING ME GIGGLE AND SHI— I'LL SOB AND POCKET YOU IN A GLITTERY ENVELOPE AWWWWW THANK YOUUUUU (OH MY GOD WAIT— WE CAN BE SEOKSOO <3333333333333 LOOK AT OUR PFPS— I'LL CRY) I'M YOUR FIRST ONE!?!? MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MY LIFE IS FULFILLING AND FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH GLEE MUEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYYYYAYAYAYAY
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Kwiyeomieeee

@jojoshuaz so? What if you mix up. You're my sovereign
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