jolynkei

I am super sorry for not updating any stories or reading any of your fabulous stories and for just completely ignoring my little soldiers and reader-chans out there but I have some reasons. Lego!
          	 #1. I have some exams and end of year testing and finals and stuff to be studying for! (typical but serious!)
          	 #2.  Things have been clearing up for me lately like getting more people to say "Hi, I want to be your friend" and having more time that I can spend with my friends instead of being locked up in a room.
          	 #3. My phone has been taken. By my mother. And I forgot that Wattpad has a website too so that sucked.... 
          	 #4. I am sick. Nasty, nasty kinda sick like you just want to rip out your systems and yell at them for making you react to this flower or the pollen stuck on that tree down the block. I hate allergy season and you do too. 
          	 #5. Youtube. Youtube has become my go-to page whenever I'm at home. Same goes for Kik, Soundcloud and any game downloaded on my devices.
          	
          	Again, I apologize for this very, very, extremely long break but I apologize in advance for the next news topic.
          	*drum roll please*
          	
          	I will be gone for at least the next month or 2 for the school stuff like exams, camps I may be attending like my band director's band camp for advanced students, and just overall spending 6-9 hours of my day in a jail. The rest of the time will be given to hanging out with my very, deeply, trustworthy and close friends (not saying that any of you guys may never be one or be as important as they are to me) while we have that super amazing end of school, summer is finally here feeling. Now, I apologize if I do in fact take the whole summer off because sometimes you do still have that amazing feeling until the first day of school.  I also have sports tryouts and games coming towards me. Thank you for understanding that I cannot be in my room 24/7 at this point in time. Please have a nice day, I love y'all. Don't forget it.
          	- Your Commander

jolynkei

I am super sorry for not updating any stories or reading any of your fabulous stories and for just completely ignoring my little soldiers and reader-chans out there but I have some reasons. Lego!
           #1. I have some exams and end of year testing and finals and stuff to be studying for! (typical but serious!)
           #2.  Things have been clearing up for me lately like getting more people to say "Hi, I want to be your friend" and having more time that I can spend with my friends instead of being locked up in a room.
           #3. My phone has been taken. By my mother. And I forgot that Wattpad has a website too so that sucked.... 
           #4. I am sick. Nasty, nasty kinda sick like you just want to rip out your systems and yell at them for making you react to this flower or the pollen stuck on that tree down the block. I hate allergy season and you do too. 
           #5. Youtube. Youtube has become my go-to page whenever I'm at home. Same goes for Kik, Soundcloud and any game downloaded on my devices.
          
          Again, I apologize for this very, very, extremely long break but I apologize in advance for the next news topic.
          *drum roll please*
          
          I will be gone for at least the next month or 2 for the school stuff like exams, camps I may be attending like my band director's band camp for advanced students, and just overall spending 6-9 hours of my day in a jail. The rest of the time will be given to hanging out with my very, deeply, trustworthy and close friends (not saying that any of you guys may never be one or be as important as they are to me) while we have that super amazing end of school, summer is finally here feeling. Now, I apologize if I do in fact take the whole summer off because sometimes you do still have that amazing feeling until the first day of school.  I also have sports tryouts and games coming towards me. Thank you for understanding that I cannot be in my room 24/7 at this point in time. Please have a nice day, I love y'all. Don't forget it.
          - Your Commander

jolynkei

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Good afternoon, dearest soldiers. I am moving to a wider variety of stories and I am starting off this goal with a book that was inspired by the trilogy series, 5sos Shit, More 5sos Shit and I already forgot the name to the current one, oops. But if yall have anything, and I mean even going to the horrifying extent of lemons and nasty smut kind of shit, I will. Just, suggest it on my wall or profile or comment on any of my stories. I can in fact see you soldiers stuff when you follow and comment and stuff like that cuz your not invisible, I can see yalls adorable faces. Now those of you who dont comment and stuff, let me see those adorable little faces! I love yall no matter how much you say I dot care enough or whatever. My inspiration comes from yall, not whatever I  want to do. Yall are the ones who should tell me what you want to see instead of buggin me when you dont. Okay? So dont be afraid or shy, just talk to me, message me, post on this very wall, comment on my stories, whatever you need to do to tell me you want something (positive, haha, haters crack me up when they try to bring me down) done. Sorry for ranting, but Heichou Swiggity Swaeger is out, duces! ✌

jolynkei

Heichou Swiggity Swaeger Jaeger is gonna read all the stuff yall should send me in the whenever I wake up time zone. Please, dont be shy to give me ideas and requests, I will not get mad or anything, I can start random stuff kind of books, Bands (1d is a boyband, not a BAND) Books, more anime stuff, whatever you guys think of, if I dont know it the request will take longer for research and possibly anime binge watching purposes, Heichou out! Peace!✌

jolynkei

Uggggggghhhh. Life sucks right now. Im bored, have no chapter ideas and stuff from my dearest readers, and I dont have food. If you have any ideas for new books or chapters or song lyrics or whatever you come up with, I will attempt it. Y'all are amazing soldiers, and I do hope you save humanity and create new this things with the never ending waterfall of creativeness (or whatever you want to say) that obviously flows from the side pf your heads onto the damn floor.

jolynkei

Hi soldiers! I am currently working on a chapter in my Eren x Reader and a new kinda short story. Sorry if I take forever, I just have a bad way of putting my thoughts into words and it sucks. If my stories dont make much sense, please tell me. I am desperately trying to fix that. Anyways, please keep being humanity's strongest, Commander Swiggity Swaeger Jaeger is out! Peace soldiers!

jolynkei

What's up people? Are y'all having a WONDERFUL Christamas ( see what I did there AOT fans?)? Anyways, I hope your happy and if not, I will try to publish my  Eren x Reader one shot fanfic tonight at around, 5-8:30? It will always be you being Levi's lil sis unless it says so in the chapter title. It will be horrible but whatevs, its my first story so cut me some slack, please. Seeya, from your commander, Heichou Swiggity Swaeger is out! Get back to readin' soldiers!