Soveress

Twas the night before Christmas, 
          it was silent, like hell! 
          Not a single creature moving, 
          not even a mouse.
          
          Then jolly old Santa Claus, 
          slid right down the chimney,
          entered a woman's bedrrroom,
          and decided to be a little cheeky. 
          
          He pulled down his pants, 
          any slipped on a condom. 
          He pushed his dick in, 
          and started to do 'it'.
          
          After doing the deed, 
          Santa still had his needs. 
          So he left his gifts under the tree, 
          and went to another household for some more, fresh meat
          
          Twas the night before Christmas! 
          It was silent, like hell! 
          Only a single creature moving, 
          his name, was Santa Claus

LunaStarCat

If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral 
          
          I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you 
          
          We're friends 
          
          We ride together, we die together 
          
          Send this to 15 people, including me, once you read this 
          
          If you get at least three back, then you're loved 
          
          Tonight at 12am the person you love will realize they love you 
          
          Then at 1am and 2am prepare for the shock of your life 
          
          If you break this chain you'll have bad luck for a year

LunaStarCat

Thanks for the follow. I haveth this tradition that I thank everyone for da follows so there. Also, thanks for the votes.

jonfra1001

@ LunaStarTheCat  well this was a while ago huh
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jonfra1001

@ LunaStarTheCat  no prob friendo
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