Do you know this shitty volleyball bitch from Karasuno named Tsukishima Kei?
Because he's like my tampon, I love having him inside of me whenever I'm in pain due to uncontrollable vaginal bleeding although all he does is cause me more pain...
//flips tables
//s CREAMS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
//does more weeaboo shits
//weeaboo-ish roleplaying intensifies
Honestly though, I just love him so so so so so so so so much. Just seeing his golden-yellow orbs triggers the acid reflux that I have inherited from my father, then causes my sudden death and immediate resurrection.
The crescent his lips form whenever he grins is just so fucking bright that the moon can't even compare.
He's just too beautiful, ASDFGHJKL
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
OK, ENOUGH OF THIS TSUKKI DRAMA, I SHALL INTRODUCE MYSELF.
*AHEM AHEM*
Hi, I'm Tampon-chan! I'm 100% gay and safe to use...
And um...I LOVE SLEEPING. I SLEEP A LOT (still haven't gotten any wet dreams of Kei-chan tho lmao- ok sorry).
And yea, I'm Tsukishitma trash! ayie #TsuPon
~
P.S. STAY MOIST
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