stupid

say happy birthday to my baby @-liberasis or i'll microwave your ankles >:(

i love you so much i spelled it out. this is what we call dedication. 

a lady in my dream told me i have ugly eyebrows and it was the worst thing anyone has ever said to me

@-liberasis idk i havent counted them

text me

You just won an award for "The Most Amazing Person"! Congrats! You know why you were nominated in the first place?
          
          
          Cuz I like you just as much as Suga likes puppy.
          
          I love you just as much as Hobi loves Sprite.
          
          I love you just as much as Jungkook loves white shirts.
          
          I love you just as much as Jin loves his handsome faceu. 
          
          I love cuddling you just as much as Jimin loves cuddling his members.
          
          I love you just as much as Joon loves crabs. 
          
          I love you just as much as Tae loves Gucci.
          
          
          And I need you just as much as BTS needs their ARMY.
          
          
                              ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
          
          
          I probably won't be at your funeral. 
          
          
          
          
          
          Cuz I'll be in jail for killing your murderers.
          
          
          We're true friends
          And we'll ride together....
          
          
          ... *whispers creepily* FOREVER.
          
          
          Open this letter and send it to fifteen worthy friends! You get even one back, you're loved.
          
           Meh, you're loved either way cuz I love you. 
          
          
          
          
           #YouAreAnAmazingPerson
          
          
          Send this around and spread smiles. See you around, sweetie! 
          
          P.S it's been an eternity, dear frand. How's you been?

marry me 

I think I love you 

if namjoon told me to eat dirt, i'd eat dirt

i have some great ideas™ for fanfics to write but im just sO laZY i cant do it ugh i hate myself