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My apologies for sliding into your Conversations board uninvited.
          I just wanted to grab your attention to my stories. There is an arranged marriage story, a teen romance, a young adult, and some mafia stories.
          Once again, I'm sorry for intruding.
           Have a nice day ahead!!!
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/239672415-mafia-miss-honey

AYO ITS HITMAM BANG INTRODUCING

Tht pfp is doin sumin to me..

Thanks for following~

✨✨✨JOKE TIME , HENA ONLINE ✨✨✨
          
          Teacher : which one is closer , sun or Africa?
          Student :Sun
          Teacher : why? 
          Student : we can see sun all the time but we can't see Africa.
          
          AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!  *i know it's not so funny*
          
          Teacher : Why are you late? 
          Student : because of the sign on the road. 
          Teacher : what type of sign? 
          Student : the sign that says "school ahead, go slow! "
          
          AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Why aren't you laughing *cracks knuckles* *death glare*
          
          OK OK I'm leaving but I got a question you better answer me or else - 
          *loading my pink broom with orange shiny hairs*
          
          Stone is enough to break the glass 
          Second is enough to fall in love 
          Sentence is enough to break the heart 
          
          WHY THE HELL ONE CHAPTER IS NOT ENOUGH TO PASS EXAM!!! *cries*
          
          *sniffs* *wipes my fake tears*
          I love you *sobs*
          
          
          
           now don't waste my time I need to post this on other's mb too *eyes roll*

Sis is that jimin on your pfp? 
          Lord HELP ME IM DYING BY LAUGHING AT IT
          BTW HIII IM ESMERALDA 

✨✨✨JOKE TIME✨✨✨
          
          Teacher : how can you clean our school 
          Students : by staying at home 
          
          I will try to find something more interesting next time hehehehe 

✨✨✨✨JOKE TIME✨✨✨✨
          
          ‼️‼️MURDER OF ENGLISH‼️‼️
          
          1: pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.
          
          2: both of you stand together separately.
          
          3: why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I'm inside. 
          
          4: will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself. 
          
          5: I have two daughters both are girls.
          
          6: give me a blue pen of any color.
          
          7: the principal is revolving in the corridor. 
          
          8: all of you stand in the straight circle.
          
          9: open the window let the Air Force come in.
          

Hey sugar plum! Thanks so much for voting and commenting on my fic No Harm List!!! Your encouragement means so much!!! and so many of your comments made me laugh!!! I hope you've enjoyed the story so far!!!

Do cockroaches really love you? Hehe