are muffins depressed because they're essentially uglier and less appealing cupcakes? almost like star bellied sneeches? are they in a constant emotional battle with themself, all self conscious and pressured? why haven't we put frosting on muffins? oh wait, because a frosted muffin is a cupcake. right. i wonder if muffins have something similar to anorexia but to be more appealing and to try to look like a cupcake. what if a muffin is trans? would it have to be frosted to pass as a cupcake? what if a cupcake is trans? do they try to be more appealing so some 5 year old can lick all the frosting off so it passes as a muffin? what if professional cake decorators are like plastic surgeons to cupcakes and muffins? should i go to sleep? it's 3am >->
