The best thing about me is . . . 
I am limited edition. 
There are no other copies. 
Bet you are thinking 'thank the lord'.

HEY!!!
 Thanks for stalking my profile today.

Things you should know about me:
I am forever dating . . .  my bed, we have a wonderful relationship.
I hate mosquitoes,  I mean I know I am really tempting but damn.
I exercised  once, but instantly found out that I was allergic to it . . . my skin became flushed and my heart raced, I got sweaty and very short of breath!
My maturity level depends on who I am with.

Things I think should be made illegal:
Waking up before 7 . . .  no wait make that 9.
No one should ask me whether I was talking to myself, of course I was. After all I need expert ideas and advises once in a while.

My favorite joke:
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin.
Pinnochio was a liar.
Snowhite lived alone with 7 men.
A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him.
Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.

You can't blame us ,dear parents 
We were taught to rebel since young age.

my favorite letter written ever:
Dear diet,
Things are just not going to work out with us. Its not you. Its me.
You are tasteless, boring, and I can't stop cheating on you.
Hate, me.

I remember thinking years ago, that I wish I could grow older, but now as I  think  I couldn't help but agree with the phrase "Be careful what you wish for"
A question:
Who else hates the sound of their own voice on video? 
Only me? Oh. ..alright.
I am a good girl, as I love everybody; some i love to be around, some i love to avoid and some i would love to punch in the face.
I am a very unique combination of, "veryy sweet" and "never mess with me"

My works:
× Shatter me (ongoing)
× Unchain Me (in progress; not published)

the best advise ever heard:
Don't be afraid of putting on a few pounds.
Because fat people are hard to kidnap.

Love Josie.
p.s Josie is just my pen name.