Name: (y/n) Benjamin 

Identity: A Divergent Gryffindor who occasionally sails with Captain Hook and Emma Swan 

Hometown: Hawkins, District 12 

Current Residency: Grey-Sloan Memorial Hospital, Litchfield Federal Prison  

Eye color: Eurocentric o r b s  (Because this is wattpad 🙄)

Hobbies: trapeze at PT Barnum's circus, whacking Gilbert Blythe with a slate, putting Dwight's office supplies in Jel-o, singing at central perk, kissing a Salvatore brother, touching Otis's eyebrows in the school pool. 

Interests: young Leonardo DiCaprio 

Favorite show: Brainflix 

Favorite food: beets. (Because bears eat beets. Beets. Bears. Battlestar galactica)