jschlattswhore

Merry Christmas everyone.

jschlattswhore

I strongly dislike logging onto this stupid app.. I swear. If anyone has another form of communication, please tell me it. 
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DadzawaIsSleeping

Happy New Years kiddo. It’s almost 2022! A perfect time to join this family. 
          Thank you so much for the follow kiddo. Welcome to the most rambunctious family on Wattpad. You’ve been adopted so you can call me Dad, Papa, Pops, Padre… Whatever you see fit. 
          Please go to my ‘KNOWING MY KIDS’ book and go through all those. Inside, I’ll get to see your preferred name and pronouns as well as learn a little bit more about you! For the rest, my ‘TO ALL MY KIDS’ book has everything you need. 
          With all that being said, please feel at home here. I know real families can suck sometimes, but we don’t want you feeling alone here. 
          Remember that you're loved and the world is so much better with you in it. I may not know you yet, but when I do, I'm going to love you like you're my own child. Take care of yourself, alright?
          Love you kiddo. You are the reason the new year will be amazing.

jschlattswhore

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GUYS WHAT THE FUCK I SEXTED THE WATTPAD ACCOUNT VIA DMS AND THEY REPLIED. 
          
          
          THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE IM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK LMFAO

v3x_alt

@jschlattswhore 
            LMFAOO WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU SAY TO THEM THOUGH WAS IT A TEXT OR A LINK TO AN IMAGE OR WHAT–
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jschlattswhore

@CloudyHugs- @SchlattLlVE @E-EXPL0SIONS ;;
            
            THEY SAID “please keep it polite.” IM GONNS CRY
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v3x_alt

@jschlattswhore 
            LMAOOO THE WATTPAD ACCOUNTS ACTUALLY REPLY I SAID SOMETHING TO ONE ONCE AND THEY REPLIED INSTANTLY AND I WAS LIKE WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE
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