I am trying to make my mumma understand that-
I'm not lazy... I'm just in Energy saving mode!
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Someone : Do u like anyone?
Me : yes!
Someone : who's it?
Me : Its me, duh! Cant u see how pretty I'm? Can I really find anyone else more beautiful after looking at my gorgeous face!
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Me : Hey there bald guy-
Bald guy : Talk with respect!
Me : Respectful hairless sir whose head is shining bright in the sunlight, can I have a word with u?
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When I was young I asked my father :
"When I'll grow old what should I call u? Father or Husband?