juicy

and to confess said betrayal on my birthday is diabolical 

the ultimate betrayal 

you’ve had my heart since the day we met. i love you more than you’ll ever be able to understand, juicy <3.

i really made a discord to be able to text you privately, it’s getgraced. 

my favorite dude 

merry christmas and happy new year fart for brains

wrinkly. 

ur so old and stinky 

thanks orange app for finally allowing me to read all 134 messages

typical. 

how dare u not respond to my messages 

deal but i get him during the important holidays

but u like suckin toes?

u r a wash up. prove me wrong. 

crickets 

the biggest juiciest fart in all the land that’s somehow weaseled into my heart *vomit*

oh my god i fucking missed your birthday again 

using my tactics of bullying you to bring you online