jumbojamesjrpotter

it’s been eight years since i broke my arm peeing 

jumbojamesjrpotter

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bc the truck scared me and i ran with my pants down and then fell but no one believed me bc i was a dramatic hoe. ended up with two metal sticks in my arm. fucking unbelievers
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whoreforrico

okay but how 
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jumbojamesjrpotter

it’s been eight years since i broke my arm peeing 

jumbojamesjrpotter

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bc the truck scared me and i ran with my pants down and then fell but no one believed me bc i was a dramatic hoe. ended up with two metal sticks in my arm. fucking unbelievers
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whoreforrico

okay but how 
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jumbojamesjrpotter

help i’m having a life crisis rn i don’t feel real or as if i exist i watched a tiktok on universes and multiverse abd whatever
          r else i feel insignificant and fake

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what no  i thought they just died if you get stung by them
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whoreforrico

dude I feel bad now bee’s live up to 60 days max 
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jumbojamesjrpotter

just tell me the life span of a bee
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jumbojamesjrpotter

i fell off my moms crutches

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@aaranya_d suprisingly no not yet like i’ve been tripping a lot instead of falling
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jumbojamesjrpotter

@aaranya_d fr my guy was sleeping on the job
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jumbojamesjrpotter

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@aaranya_d pls he might find it cute but once he hears me sneeze like a fucking cat it’s all over
            plus i don’t think body protection will help bc i fell off my moms crutches down the stairs and i think crutches are supposed to be counted a protection for a normal person
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jumbojamesjrpotter

love food hate eating ✌

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WIAT WHAT MY MOAN EMOJI IS GONE TOO
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jumbojamesjrpotter

my guy i just wanna use my kiss emoji 
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jumbojamesjrpotter

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ugh i hate my teacher sm i didn’t do my work (not even my fault he never explained it to anyone and the little he did explain i was sick so i wasn’t at school) anyways i didn’t do my work so now he’s like why didn’t you do your fucking work bitch it was due yesterday.  so i told him i’d have it done by today and he’s like haha i’ll be surprised if you could but like in this really mean voice. so now i’m like determined to make it amazing and gorgeous and done by tomorrow. that bitch made a mistake vu telling me i can’t do it.

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miss gurl that fucking pussy didn’t even come today. bitch stayed home
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jumbojamesjrpotter

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he can suck my fucking imaginary dick bc less than two hours after i started bing bang boom and i’m fucking done that whore. no one fucking likes him if i forgot to mention. even the fucking suck ups
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