junkporra

PRIMER ACTO LITO NEBBIA SE SIENTE MAL
          	SEGUNDO ACTO LITO NEBBIA SE SIENTE MEJOR
          	TERCER ACTO LITO NEBBIA SE SIENTE BIEN
          	
          	¿¡¿¡¿¡CÓMO SE LLAMA LA OBRA!?!?!?
          	
          	¡¡¡¡¡¡¡MEJORALITO!!!!!!!!!!!

junkporra

(It starts with one)
          
          One thing, I don't know why
          It doesn't even matter how hard you try
          Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
          To explain in due time (all I know)
          
          Time is a valuable thing
          Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
          Watch it count down to the end of the day
          The clock ticks life away, it's so unreal (it's so unreal)
          
          You didn't look out below
          Watch the time go right out the window
          Trying to hold on, to didn't even know
          I wasted it all just to watch you go (watch you go)
          
          I kept everything inside
          And even though I tried, it all fell apart
          What it meant to me will eventually
          Be a memory of a time when
          
          I tried so hard and got so far
          But in the end, it doesn't even matter
          I had to fall to lose it all
          But in the end, it doesn't even matter
          
          One thing, I don't know why
          It doesn't even matter how hard you try
          Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme
          To remind myself how I tried so hard (I tried so hard)
          
          In spite of the way you were mocking me
          Acting like I was part of your property
          Remembering all the times you fought with me
          I'm surprised it got so far (got so far)
          
          Things aren't the way they were before
          You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
          Not that you knew me back then
          But it all comes back to me (in the end)
          
          You kept everything inside
          And even though I tried, it all fell apart
          What it meant to me will eventually
          Be a memory of a time when
          
          I tried so hard and got so far
          But in the end, it doesn't even matter
          I had to fall to lose it all
          But in the end, it doesn't even matter
          
          I've put my trust in you
          Pushed as far as I can go
          For all this
          There's only one thing you should know
          
          I've put my trust in you
          Pushed as far as I can go
          For all this
          There's only one thing you should know
          
          I tried so hard and got so far
          But in the end, it doesn't even matter
          I had to fall to lose it all
          But in the end, it doesn't even matter

junkporra

Mi hijo: Papá ya no le quieren pagar por tuitear, ¿Cómo vamos a vivir así?
          Yo: No te preocupes hijo vamos a ser millonarios en cuanto salga Vals dal clero.
          
          20 AÑOS MÁS TARDE
          
          Mi hijo: Ya no puedo vivir más así.
          Yo: Lárgate pleb, yo me volveré exitoso y millonario cuando Divagaciones vuelva del hiatus.

junkporra

"Perro andaluz" de Nena Boba.
           Mi primera impresión fue que, a pesar de ser un oneshot, era una resolución del nudo demasiado corta.
           Pero cuando hice una segunda lectura me dí cuenta de que es un relato de los sentimientos confusos de un hombre que le da miedo lo que le pasa. El miedo nos hace tomar decisiones erráticas y cuestionables, que requieren soluciones a veces iguales. 
           Qué curioso, ¿No? A veces este tipo de situaciones nos dan muy buen material para describir momentos impactantes que dan paso a la hipérbole, recurso que esta historia usó a su favor muy bien.
           Nada más que decir, gran pequeño relato.