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GREGORY FROM SOUTH PARK KILL YOURSELF CHALLENGE (part 493345134 of ron being psised at random fictional chrs for no reason)

"Based"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about five fucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?

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*VERONICA !!!! open the- open the door please-! Veronica, open the dooor! Veronica, can we not fight anymore please? Can we not fight anymore?! Veronica, sure you're scared, I've been there! I can set you free! Veronica, don't make me come in there, I'm gonan count to three! One, Two, FUCK IT!

I got this feeling that you're going to stay, I never knew that it would happen this way, before I met you I was falling apart, but now atleast I know what we are! Two, of , hearts! Two hearts that beat as one <3
          Two, of, hearts, I NEED YOU I NEED YOUUUUUU /lyr

*how do u feel being in ur ownnleft shoe /j

rons leftshoe

can i piut my ballss in yo jawss yo ja-aws balls inyo jawss can ii can iii

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