so yesterday we were having spaghetti at my house with a bunch of my friends & one of them put way too much spaghetti on his plate and we pressured him to eat all of it and it got to the point where he was smushing his face into the plate and succing it up
and at that moment I had an idea, it was so great that it overtook me and I started yelling the lyrics to Mom’s Spaghetti by famous rapper Eminem except I got so excited that it came out like “hiS PALMS ARE SWEATY KNEES WEAK ARMS SPAGHETTI THERESVOKFIJNONHEISJHSHHMKMSPGAGEHTII”
and my friends went completely silent, then started laughing hysterically and asking if I had just had a stroke