• I'm a short sarcastic annoying bitch, you'll love me *smirk*
• Believe it or not I'm a boy (and a really handsome one at that winkwinknudgenudge)
• I'll show up wherever there is some hardcore smut, cuz, you know, smut. If I'm reading your fanfic and there's no complete smut, like you type some crap like-

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The next morning......

-I will come to your house and kill everyone in their sleep, especially if it's about my OT FUCKING P. 
• I'm British *sips tea* AND Arab *bombs a house* don'T TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT ME BEING A SARCASTIC ANNOYING BITCH
• I'm 18
• Don't even get me started on all the series I watch okay, it will lead to an endless conversation that will end with me sobbing over some shit, I'm a fanboying-twat
• My pet-hamster hates me (I've only gotten her recently, so I'm not that surprised) 
She only sleeps and eats and when she's not doing that, she's making like a shit loads of noise. Like seriously, how can a teeny tiny fluffy weightless little hamster do ALL THAT BLOODY NOISE I DON'T UNDERSTAND. And when she's not doing that, she's too busy destroying my carpet with her poop raining all over the place when she like digs or plays or whatever and when she's not doing that, she's EATING MY BLOODY FINGERS. THAT HAMSTER HAS RABIES I'M TERRIFIED and when she's not doing that, she's trying to kill herself (she like climbs on the sides of the cage until she reaches the top where she lets go and falls to the floor, and then repeats it like 20 times) That hamster needs some help

OKAY ENOUGH ABOUT THAT HAMSTER

Update, she died a year ago. 

• I write fanfiction too, so yeah, go check it out... I don't even know why I'm writing this, I doubt that you've even bothered to read this far to get to this point anyway... But if you have I will love you forever.... Yeah okay bye