just_call_me_daddy

D a d d y 

I think it’s so funny when people take my username as sexual 
          
          Cause it’s just a spongebob quote 
          
          When Patrick and spongebob are trying to take care of the baby clam
          And Patrick wants to be the mom
          Then sponge bob says “I don’t think you can be the mom Patrick”
          
          Then Patrick says
          “Your right. If I was a mom, this would be kinda shocking... JUST CALL ME DADDY”
          
          
          ... that’s what it’s from 

Ew wtf I’m not updating this app
          The update looks gross af

Hiiiiiiiii 

Ok so I was reading this caption on a picture 
          And it was like really sweet
          
          Makes you feel all nice and warm on the inside right?
          
          And this girl comments on it saying “this caption has me feeling soft”
          
          And the dude that posted it
          Responds “flaccid?” 
          
          And if you don’t get that, your either a innocent chick or a kid
          
          But it knocked my breath out of my body and my soul gone  it was literally the best thing I’ve read in about a week 

Ok the problem is- whenever I do get an idea for a story, it’s midnight and Its hard to keep my eyes open. Then in the morning, the idea died out. 
          But I can’t write it at night because i cant stay awake.
          Anyone else like this???

HAPPY BIRTHDAY (you’re gonna see this tomorrow and freak out XD)
          
          Also HAPPY HALLOWEEN, ya little demon.
          
          Sorry for yelling at you :( ... are we still Bunker buddies?