2000 Characters? Not enough.. I mean they really should fix that. How am I to tell people how I like to doodle and write even though I'm shit at both? Or how I'm shorter than 90% of the people I know? And I like cats, and singing terribly? Or everytime someone says "hi!" to me I choke and go red? That Gabriel Faure is my one and only inspiration and if only I could play the piano well? And I am the biggest procrastinator that ever lived.. HOW would I be able to fit all that in 2000 fecking characters? 
Oh look I did ;)