Margrete

IT’S THE HOLIDAY SEASON! What a great time to join us!
          Thanks for the follow kiddo! And welcome to this rambunctious family. I'm Alec, everyone's Wattpad dad. You can call me whatever you like though. 
          If you're comfortable with it, please leave your preferred name and pronouns in my 'KNOWING MY KIDS' book so I can get to know you. With that being said, enjoy this crazy family. I know real families can suck sometimes, so it's nice to have people online that care. 
          Remember that you're loved and the world is so much better with you in it. I may not know you yet, but when I do, I'm going to love you like you're my own child. Take care of yourself, alright? 
          Love you kiddo. You are the reason Christmas will be amazing. 
          -Dadzawa

I was in science today and this happened~
          
          Kid in back of room: if you are colorblind can you see all the colors?
          Class: ...
          Teacher: ...
          Kid: ...
          Me: bRuH

I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU: I WILL BE COMPLETELY HONEST... you can ask me ONE question (only in my inbox). Any question, no matter how crazy, sinister or wrong it is. I WILL answer no matter what. You have my FULL honesty, but I DARE you to put this on your profile and see what questions you get!!!!!!!!!!!

Goodbye ;-; (see announcement board for more details)

Hi! How are you? I just wanted to tell you that I too am a daughter of Hermes and I am sorry to bother you. Have a nice day!

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Guys on Thursday I have a test then 1 hour of swim then 1 hour and 45 minutes of water polo!!!!!! I HATE TESTS!!!

GUYS I'M DYING
          MY FRIEND JUST ASKED ME HOW MANY CHICKENS IT WOULD TAKE TO KILL AN ELEPHANT. PLEASE TELL ME HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paste This On Ten Nicest People's Profiles And If You Get Ten Back You Are Truly Special ✨ ✨