Hola señoritas! 

My ablo namès Andreá añd Abbÿ.

Ábout:

- I'm not really Spanish, I just like to pretend I am. 

- I have no idea what ablo or namès means. I dunno if it's even Spanish. 

- I've been named the richest person on Earth. HA! Just kidding kid. 

- Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you. ;)

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I do declare that I shall someday write a great piece of art called a novel.